January 2012
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GAY DAD BLOW POPS ANOTHER SUCKER OEDIPUS WAS THE FIRST MOTHERFUCKER
Jan 1st
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High school party senior year Boys and girls are all sipping on beer I like soda Where’s the soda? Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda?
Jan 1st
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Goodbye 2011.
It’s been a pretty crazy year. One that’s been really hard for me. I experienced emotions I never knew I was capable of feeling; extreme grief, anxiety, extreme guilt, and jealousy being a few of them. This has been an amazing source of support for me this year. I needed it more than ever. Here, I wasn’t guilty. I wasn’t ashamed. I was accepted and comforted. Some amazing...
Jan 1st
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Gaga looks fabulous asdfghjkl;’ This is probably going to rerun in an hour so I’ll see it again
Jan 1st
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I want to go outside but I’ll probably get chastised for sleeping. :|
Jan 1st
seriously where did Joanna go?
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Follow Forever
I had a big list prepared but I fucked up by not posting it at home because now I don’t have a computer so this is going to be sloppy, linkless, and tagless. arikapeprika | de-passion | teacookietime | between-the-monkey-and-the-robot | druggachusttes | sleddingwithtigers | heavenseveneleven | liveindenver | thisyearsmodel | misterjmasters | pandahanyou | nodivision | checkeredmenace |...
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December 2011
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
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Thor was okay. It wasn’t great, but it wasn’t bad either. So was X-Men: First Class (ugh THE WRITING WAS TERRIBLE IN SOME PARTS).
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“I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...”
– Oscar Wilde (via catcosby)
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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
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]]> de-passion replied to your post: i always forget how filled to the brim with body… Really? That’s lame. :/ I’m on a board right now where a lot of the girls are like “SKINNY JEANS ARE MEANT FOR SKINNY GIRLS BLAH BLAH BLAH” and I’m just like “Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh I live in skinny jeans and I look fabulous, okay.” 
Dec 30th
i always forget how filled to the brim with body shamers neopets is :|
Dec 30th
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misterjmasters: 0dessa: misterjmasters: 0dessa: Is it bad that I can tell which Retail Robins are going to cause a shit storm? Because sometimes one pops up on my dash and I’m just like, “Oh boy, here we go *dons suit of armor*”. And then all the mods start side eyeing one another. And the guilty one is like “… It seems worse now that it’s actually UP there.” idk, charities are a...
Dec 30th
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misterjmasters: 0dessa: Is it bad that I can tell which Retail Robins are going to cause a shit storm? Because sometimes one pops up on my dash and I’m just like, “Oh boy, here we go *dons suit of armor*”. And then all the mods start side eyeing one another. And the guilty one is like “… It seems worse now that it’s actually UP there.” idk, charities are a touchy subject for me. D: irdc...
Dec 30th
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Is it bad that I can tell which Retail Robins are going to cause a shit storm? Because sometimes one pops up on my dash and I’m just like, “Oh boy, here we go *dons suit of armor*”.
Dec 30th
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GRAB SOMEBODY SEXY TELL 'EM HEY →
LOL CAN YOU TELL I LIKE THIS SONG AND THAT I’M REALLY BORED
Dec 30th
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“My body is not a representation of my failures, sins, or mistakes. My body is...”
– Avoid Holiday Weight Shame — Ragen (danceswithfat)
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and i also have a lisp. they run in my family. it’s a slight one and oddly enough is only noticeable if i’m talking fast. i also have a tendency to stutter if i’m nervous so i end up talking really slow unless i’m like with a bestie.
Dec 30th
sailor-sparkle replied to your photo: EXTREME CLOSE UP BUT YEAH MY TEETH ARE GAPPY AF dude your teeth are so nice haha i have what i affectionately refer to as a “dinosaur tooth” but alas we can chew our food and smile so i guess we’re doin fine? that was actually a nice picture but my teeth are hella gappy all the way around but omg i had a total snaggletooth when i was little!!! and yeah we...
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Dec 30th
my teeth are so gappy and disgusting so leave anna alone about her teeth.
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